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Charity Race 2017 / Re: Fun, Jokes and more ...
« Last post by SEARCHER on 08 January 2017 à 07:33:54 »


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Charity Race 2017 / Re: Fun, Jokes and more ...
« Last post by SEARCHER on 08 January 2017 à 07:30:10 »
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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.

Turning to the man next to him he said:

- I forgot my teeth.

The man said:

- No problem.

With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.

- Try these - he said.

The speaker tried them.

- Too loose - he said.

The man then said:

- I have another pair...try these.

The speaker tried them and responded:

- Too tight.

The man was not taken back at all. He then said:

- I have one more pair of false teeth...try them.

The speaker said:

- They fit perfectly.

With that he ate his meal and gave his address. After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man who had helped him.

- I want to thank you for coming to my aid. Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist.

The man replied:

- I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker.


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Charity Race 2017 / Re: Crazy Pics
« Last post by SEARCHER on 08 January 2017 à 07:28:12 »


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Charity Race 2017 / Re: Greetings and good Wishes
« Last post by SEARCHER on 08 January 2017 à 07:25:33 »


Greetz SEARCHER
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Charity Race 2017 / Re: Beer Thread
« Last post by elgrande71 on 07 January 2017 à 14:46:48 »
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Thanks SEARCHER
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Charity Race 2017 / Beer Thread
« Last post by SEARCHER on 07 January 2017 à 08:25:56 »
The good old Time



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Charity Race 2017 / Re: What do you hear ???
« Last post by SEARCHER on 07 January 2017 à 08:17:29 »
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Charity Race 2017 / Re: Fun, Jokes and more ...
« Last post by SEARCHER on 07 January 2017 à 07:32:30 »


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Charity Race 2017 / Re: Fun, Jokes and more ...
« Last post by SEARCHER on 07 January 2017 à 07:31:00 »
 :D

A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.

He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?

In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims:

- Damn, some asshole has my pen!



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Charity Race 2017 / Re: Crazy Pics
« Last post by SEARCHER on 07 January 2017 à 07:28:56 »


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