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« Reply #60 on: 31 January 2012 à 07:28:01 »
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Avid Golfer

 
This bloke is an avid golfer, actually he is a golf fanatic. He has an early booking every Saturday morning and plays all day. One Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs and goes out to his car to

drive to the course. It is raining a torrential downpour, there is snow

mixed with the rain and an 80km/h wind is blowing. He comes back

into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel and finds the bad

weather is set for the day. So he puts his clubs away, quietly undresses

and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back, and

says,"The weather out there is terrible." To which she replies, "Can

you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"



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Re : Fun, Jokes and more ...
« Reply #61 on: 31 January 2012 à 09:41:59 »
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« Reply #62 on: 02 February 2012 à 07:30:23 »
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Up Close Mystery 

 
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the

stage.

He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."

The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a

quarter. Yep. 25 cents.

The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers,

"The wife did it."


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« Reply #63 on: 04 February 2012 à 07:52:08 »
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Horn Accident 

 

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his

car horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at him for an explanation.

He said, "I did that by accident."

She replied, "I know that, daddy."

He replied, "How'd you know?"

The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'JERK' afterwards!"



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