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« Reply #15 on: 17 January 2014 à 10:17:56 »
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« Reply #16 on: 18 January 2014 à 08:16:11 »
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The woman was in bed with her lover and had just told him how stupid her Irish husband was when the door was thrown open and there stood her husband. He glared at her lover and bellowed, "What are you doing?" "There," said the wife, "didn't I tell you he was stupid?"


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« Reply #17 on: 18 January 2014 à 08:18:11 »
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« Reply #18 on: 18 January 2014 à 15:43:10 »
One week after returning to the Italian husband.

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« Reply #19 on: 19 January 2014 à 08:06:15 »
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« Reply #20 on: 19 January 2014 à 08:41:56 »
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« Reply #21 on: 19 January 2014 à 15:40:58 »
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« Reply #22 on: 20 January 2014 à 08:25:13 »
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« Reply #23 on: 20 January 2014 à 10:29:00 »
typically British sense of humour :siflotte: ;)
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« Reply #25 on: 21 January 2014 à 08:22:14 »
 :??: Mhh Ricardo, I know only Woman from Portugal same her :



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« Reply #26 on: 22 January 2014 à 08:00:42 »
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Blonde Car Accident


One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"



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« Reply #27 on: 22 January 2014 à 08:07:41 »
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