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« Reply #46 on: 31 January 2015 à 09:21:45 »
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« Reply #48 on: 01 February 2015 à 08:09:32 »
 :D Hi Folks,


Door To Door
 
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of a
woman who was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms
that she did not want to hear their message, and slammed the door in
their faces.
To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact, bounced
back open. She tried again, really put her back into it, and slammed the
door again with the same result -- the door bounced back open.
Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door,
she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when
one of them said,
"Ma'am, before you do that again you need to move your cat."
 


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« Reply #50 on: 02 February 2015 à 08:12:03 »
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Have You Found Jesus Yet?
 
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by
the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says,
"Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher, I sure am."
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right
back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up
and says,
"Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I have not, Reverend."
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this
time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone,
"Man, have you found Jesus yet?"
Gasping for air the drunk answer the preacher,
"Are you sure this is where he drowned."


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 :spamafote:   @modesti, I dont know but before was okay, so I changed the Pic`s now.    :spamafote:
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« Reply #52 on: 02 February 2015 à 08:38:09 »
Too bad that the link doesn't work. It seems that the website doesn't like hotlinking :spamafote:
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« Reply #53 on: 03 February 2015 à 08:04:57 »
 :D Hi Folks,


Up Close Mystery
 
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the
stage.
He whispers to the usher, "This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a
quarter. Yep. 25 cents.
The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers,
"The wife did it."


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« Reply #55 on: 04 February 2015 à 08:10:59 »
 :D Hi Folks,

Avid Golfer
 
This bloke is an avid golfer, actually he is a golf fanatic. He has an early booking every Saturday morning and plays all day. One Saturday morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs and goes out to his car to
drive to the course. It is raining a torrential downpour, there is snow
mixed with the rain and an 80km/h wind is blowing. He comes back
into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel and finds the bad
weather is set for the day. So he puts his clubs away, quietly undresses
and slips back into bed where he cuddles up to his wife's back, and
says,"The weather out there is terrible." To which she replies, "Can
you believe my stupid husband is out golfing?"


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