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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Beer Drinker Thread
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: New here ??? Say Hello !!!
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Greetings
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Crazy Clips
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Fun and Jokes
« Last post by SEARCHER on 21 April 2020 à 06:48:40 »

Speed Trap
A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: This car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes, sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation.
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
The driver's license was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a
gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's
a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you
told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding,

Charity Event 2020 / Re: Wisdom, Sagesse, Weisheiten
« Last post by SEARCHER on 21 April 2020 à 06:47:10 »
 :D   A prophet is not without honor save in his own Country

     Ein Prophet gilt nichts im eigenen Land

:frenchy: SEARCHER

Charity Event 2020 / Re: a flower spring
« Last post by ousermaatre on 20 April 2020 à 21:12:39 »

Forsythia symbolizes patience, waiting.
He is a very characteristic deciduous shrub because of its luminous
flowering which announces the arrival of spring, from March to April.
It is very hardy (-20°C) and fast growing.
In France, it is also called the "Mimosa of Paris".
Charity Event 2020 / Re: Charity Team Signature
« Last post by modesti on 20 April 2020 à 19:58:51 »
Hopefully, there will soon be points on Ralph@home too. :)
I'm crunching some WUs since at least this morning, but nothing seems to have been sent back yet and the WUs show between 3/4 and 1 hour of runtime  :gno: :cavapobienmwa: :idtalacon:
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