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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Crazy Clips
« Last post by SEARCHER on 14 April 2020 à 11:14:07 »
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: New here ??? Say Hello !!!
« Last post by SEARCHER on 14 April 2020 à 07:03:05 »
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Greetings
« Last post by SEARCHER on 14 April 2020 à 06:59:33 »
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Fun and Jokes
« Last post by SEARCHER on 14 April 2020 à 06:48:29 »
 :D

Can You Help Me ?

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.
"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."



 :siflotte:
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Wisdom, Sagesse, Weisheiten
« Last post by SEARCHER on 14 April 2020 à 06:45:45 »
 :D  Il n`est pire eau que l`eau qui dort

         Stille Wasser gründen tief

:frenchy: SEARCHER





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Charity Event 2020 / Re: a flower spring
« Last post by ousermaatre on 13 April 2020 à 20:31:19 »
Pungent buttercup



Ranunculus acris, in Latin, belongs to the Renunculaceae family.
Ranunculus means "little frog" probably because of the many species of ranunculus that enjoy
the wetlands where these batrachians live; acris means "acrid", for the bitter reputation of the plant's juice.
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Bad Eastern
« Last post by SEARCHER on 13 April 2020 à 10:24:59 »
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Crazy Clips
« Last post by SEARCHER on 13 April 2020 à 10:12:38 »
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Charity Event 2020 / Re: Greetings
« Last post by SEARCHER on 13 April 2020 à 06:51:02 »
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